Aaargh, mate! Me blog be getting too serious!

I was going to comment on the passage from Nietzche below, but I noticed this blog is getting too damned serious! So I thought I'd play around a bit. Thus, you have the following atrocities:

Most people are well aware of the scientology lifestyle fad that has taken Hollywood by rapture. What is slightly less recognized, but equally as bizzare, is the pirate lifestyle. In light of the release of Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Man's Chest, shocking photos have been released that reveal just how popular the way of the seaman is. These photos are evidence that the call to sailors has reached beyond hollywood, and touched intellectual and religious icons as well.


Harrison Ford, after having much success with the first two India Jones movies, tried to add a new sea-faring twist onto the final movie in the trilogy. Unfortunately, Sean Connery gets seasick and they had to resume filming on land. Ford was very displeased with the set back in the pirating community.
























Jodie Foster and Matthew McConaughey tried to share their knowledge of knots and wenches with a world far more advanced than our own. They find, however, that the gaurdians of the universe are a land-loving folk and don't have much time to feel the wind at their helm.










George Lucas and Jim Henson both tried to talk Yoda out of his parrot-loving lifestyle. But Yoda claimed that he couldn't help his preferences for saltwater and burly men. He was born that way. "In short," Lucas commented in a closed press conference, "if Yoda wants to be a pirate, he's going to be a pirate."

Einstein was a pirate... it's the only explanation we have for why he had the abilities he had. Journalists are still working to uncover how he managed to hide his hook, however students report that he frequently brought the parrot to class. The parrot was very disruptive to his lectures, but is also believed to be the true source of the equation e=mC^2. "Everyone knows Einstein's bird did all the math." an anonymous student conceded. "If you've ever seen the Professor work on a blackboard, you'd believe it too."




It is believed that Da Vinci hid very elusive hints toward the ways of the pirates. If you view his work mindfully, you may be able to see traces of the Pirate Code.

I'm going to hell for this one, and that's all there is to it: